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"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

"One more time, Mr Claus - who sold you the data?"

Mrs. Claus has a ladies night out.

'You and your 'Rescue the Reindeer' campaign!'

"We don't care about his nose. We won't let him play because he's not vaccinated and won't wear a mask!"

"Why would I want to meet Santa? I can just go home and log onto his social media page from the comfort of my bed."

"I prefer to talk to Mrs. Claus. She doesn't care if I'm naughty or nice."

'Do I get to take an 'elfie' with Santa, too?'

The Porkypine Pals Christmas Adventure - Part Five

"Do you feel your eyes have changed any since your last visit?" "No. They seem to be ho, ho, ho, holding their own."

"Could you help me fit nine days work into five and still see my family?"

"Well, I have an opening in Cloverdale Mall ... let me hear you say Ho Ho Ho."

"Darling, do you remember where I put the insurance policies?"

"We can do it on the net now... so it's off to the knackery for you."

Happy New Ear!

'Leave the Iranian airspace at once!'

Great Moment in North Pole History

Papa, how come Rudolph has a red nose? Because he's a drunk, son. Plain and simple.

Santa Elevator

"And if you don't know what to say, just say, 'Ho, ho, ho!''

'Yes, I think you better had ask Santa for it. Because there's no way I could afford to buy it.'

He Sees You When You're Sleeping

Inbox and outbox for books

Accept cookies?

"Due to budget cuts, I will be your Ghost of Christmas Past, Present and Future."

"Each year John has so much trouble untangling the lights, they're on him longer than the tree!"

"I don't care what your father said, Santa likes milk and cookies NOT beer and pretzels!"

Notice! Due to COVID, all reindeer games are postponed indefinitely.

Christmas Cow.

"Sorry I'm late. We were delayed when Rudolph caught a drone in his antlers."

Santa Claus

"It's a party Jim, but not as we know it!"

"Don't you love the smell of burning leather boots this time of year?"