Festive Retreat Seeker Prints

Silent Night

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

"I prefer to talk to Mrs. Claus. She doesn't care if I'm naughty or nice."

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

"Lets find another beach, this one has too much competition."

"You wanted a romantic getaway, so...get away."

The Old Lady Bobbing-Around-In-The-Ocean Classic.

"I'm going on a retreat."

A Creature WAS Stirring

You Will Have a Merry Christmas. . . Resistance is Futile.

'You still owe me the pony from last year!'

'Did you say psst?.'

The Oaks: Breakfast And Back To Bed.

'How do you think he stays so merry through the holidays?!'

Farmer Christmas.

'Well, the magic of Christmas is officially over, unless it includes waking up to a septic tank backup.'

'HO,HO,HO,WHY ARE YOU AFRAID OF SANTA CLAUS??!!'

'I think I'll go somewhere warm this year.'

Dog's Christmas list.

"Edward, you are already more than Christmassy enough."

'Christmas dinner's almost ready dear.'

Snowman throws snowball at Santa.

"I'm more concerned about the two bowlfuls of jelly you apparently sit on the rest of the year."

Santa reads book: The Joy of Sacks.

"...And don't forget to include the receipts!"

Counting Blessings

Full Serve/Elf Serve

"I only want one thing for Christmas. Straighten out Congress."

"Christmas parties aren't nearly as much fun since we started teleworking. . ."

"The garbage cans were hung by the chimney with care..."

Early American Think tank

'That's about as Christmasy as we can get it.'