Festive Retreat Seeker Prints

Silent Night

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

"I prefer to talk to Mrs. Claus. She doesn't care if I'm naughty or nice."

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

"Lets find another beach, this one has too much competition."

Fleas Navidad.

The Old Lady Bobbing-Around-In-The-Ocean Classic.

"You wanted a romantic getaway, so...get away."

You Will Have a Merry Christmas. . . Resistance is Futile.

'You still owe me the pony from last year!'

The Oaks: Breakfast And Back To Bed.

"I'm going on a retreat."

A Creature WAS Stirring

'Did you say psst?.'

'How do you think he stays so merry through the holidays?!'

Farmer Christmas.

'Well, the magic of Christmas is officially over, unless it includes waking up to a septic tank backup.'

'HO,HO,HO,WHY ARE YOU AFRAID OF SANTA CLAUS??!!'

"Edward, you are already more than Christmassy enough."

Snowman throws snowball at Santa.

Dog's Christmas list.

"I'm more concerned about the two bowlfuls of jelly you apparently sit on the rest of the year."

'Christmas dinner's almost ready dear.'

'I think I'll go somewhere warm this year.'

"You believed you were above everyone else, and deserved to look down on others. This is a clear case of shelf-elf-filling prophecy."

Early American Think tank

Santa reads book: The Joy of Sacks.

"...And don't forget to include the receipts!"

Night of the Living Reindeer

"I only want one thing for Christmas. Straighten out Congress."

"Christmas parties aren't nearly as much fun since we started teleworking. . ."

"The garbage cans were hung by the chimney with care..."

'That's about as Christmasy as we can get it.'

Full Serve/Elf Serve