Festive Pet Pamperer Gifts

'Don't you think you're spoiling your dog,madam?

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

Bitchbark Canoe

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

I guess she had other plans for you.

"We're just going to have to face the fact that you're not a puppy anymore!"

'He's a superior breed - He always drinks thru' a straw!'

'I know you're worried about Tibby, Mrs. Lutz, but we simply don't allow people to stay overnight with their pets.'

Cat and dog at a will reading.

'Shoot, this is nothing, you should have seen how good we had it back in ancient Egypt.'

'And the cat is due back in 2 weeks.'

The day the cat realized it was dependent.

Lifestyles of the hamsters of the rich and famous.

Dogs shaving

'He rides in the car with his head out the window a lot.'

"I'd go with you, but I'm a non-sporting breed."

Dog Dressed to Eat

"Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."

Meanwhile in Hollywood

Dog on man's stair lift

"Sorry, bud. You know the rules... Dibs is dibs."

"Fill it up!"

'Who had the ocean whitefish and tua paté?'

'I'll fetch your newspaper and your pipe, but the slippers thing is just too kinky.'

'I've never known a dog who gets tired so quickly.'

'I don't think he's so smart. I had to show him three times before he got the hank of it.'

“Can I have her now? Hey! My turn.”

'I love you...but you don't half stink!'

'Honestly, now that Tiger is neutered I'm perfectly happy just cuddling.'

'The word bath is mentioned.'

Cat holds sign which says - Will purr for food.

"Odd, since neither of us overfeeds her by even the smallest amount."

'Cheryl, you are getting way too wrapped up in the dog.'