Festive Period Prints

"If this one guy had ordered online like everyone else in the world, we could have had the night off!"

"I don't have time for New Year's resolutions, I'm still working on the backlog from 1998-2000."

'Did you receive my 'save the date' card?'

"We don't make toys any more. I send the elves to buy them in China."

Visiting Santa

"Well, what would YOU like for Christmas?"

"We're wasting our time. He gets them free at work."

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

"That's it lads, 364 days annual leave...what would we have done without our union!"

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

Christmas Tree

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

"One more time, Mr Claus - who sold you the data?"

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

Mrs. Claus has a ladies night out.

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

Bubbly

'You and your 'Rescue the Reindeer' campaign!'

"We don't care about his nose. We won't let him play because he's not vaccinated and won't wear a mask!"

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

"Why would I want to meet Santa? I can just go home and log onto his social media page from the comfort of my bed."

"I prefer to talk to Mrs. Claus. She doesn't care if I'm naughty or nice."

Flight attendant piloting Santa's sleigh.

Evil elves trying to take advantage of Christmas tree fairies.

'Do I get to take an 'elfie' with Santa, too?'

Christmas Pets

"I'd like a partridge in a pear tree, 2 turtle doves, 3 French hens, 4 calling birds and 7 swans a swimming."

'Ya gotta love the way this farmer gets into Halloween spirit.'

Prosecco Peacock

"How can you expect anyone else to believe in you when you don't believe in yourself?"

Santa Dog