Festive Celebrations Prints

'Warning - inappropriate behaviour could lead to harassement claims. Please shake hands under the mistletoe!'

"Omigosh!...Here he comes! Look droopy! Look droopy!"

Drunken cyclist

'Merry Christmas' Drunk fairy atop Christmas tree

"I'm not sure if this is a pantomime or one of those political debates. . ."

"I got you the same thing."

"Oh dear, Mr. Kringle. I fear we may have to put you on our naughty list."

"In the light of the current financial position management has decided to cancel the Christmas party but. . .you can still come in and use the photocopier to photocopy your bottoms."

"I didn't get anything I asked for last year so I want your acceptance of this year's list to be notarized."

'No, you don't get to choose between the wearin' of the green and the eatin' of the green.'

Twas the night before Christmas and there won't be flight. Santa can't make his rounds, at least not by tonight. But Santa still smiled, it's not a time to be sad, because the best gift of all is one we already had...

Easter seems to be getting earlier each year!

Hold those deer to you near to you this Christmas.

Santa incorporates therapy into his repertoire.

"Be careful on the polar express."

"Following our merger with Easter, you will, of course, have additional responsibilities."

Santa with reindeer minders.

Flight attendant piloting Santa's sleigh.

"I'm going to find out who's [naughty emoji] and [nice emoji]."

"Well I hope this one lasts longer than last year's."

'Good news! We've finished the Christmas leftovers.'

"Any gin in that basket?"

'Ya gotta love the way this farmer gets into Halloween spirit.'

"I'm the Ghost of Christmas Past, want some ten-year-old fruitcake?"

Christmas NEEDS YOU!

'Stop DRESSING me with your eyes!'

DIY milk and cookies

Santa Claus Always Delivers

1784: Wigs are all the rage

'What do you expect? A red bulb burned out, and you're free till Christmas.'

'When Santa leaves the North Pole this Christmas eve. You can be sure of one thing...'

"Oh now you decide to show up?"

"Of course I was speeding - how else am I going to visit billions of households in one night?!"

Easter and Coronavirus

Anti-litter by-law in effect