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"You know Dasher and Dancer and Prancer and Vixon..."

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

"I prefer to talk to Mrs. Claus. She doesn't care if I'm naughty or nice."

Margarita

May your Christmas be full of harmony

'You still owe me the pony from last year!'

A Creature WAS Stirring

You Will Have a Merry Christmas. . . Resistance is Futile.

'How do you think he stays so merry through the holidays?!'

Farmer Christmas.

Street Carolers

'Well, the magic of Christmas is officially over, unless it includes waking up to a septic tank backup.'

'Then it's approved. We move from the North Pole at once due to melting of the polar ice caps.'

'HO,HO,HO,WHY ARE YOU AFRAID OF SANTA CLAUS??!!'

"Edward, you are already more than Christmassy enough."

Santa Metal Claus

The Last-Minute Halloween Costume Parade

'Christmas dinner's almost ready dear.'

Dog's Christmas list.

"I'm more concerned about the two bowlfuls of jelly you apparently sit on the rest of the year."

Snowman throws snowball at Santa.

Hoo Hoo Hoo Merry Christmas!

"The piano's in tune, but the house is a little flat."

"Christmas parties aren't nearly as much fun since we started teleworking. . ."

"The garbage cans were hung by the chimney with care..."

'That's about as Christmasy as we can get it.'

Full Serve/Elf Serve

"...And don't forget to include the receipts!"

Santa reads book: The Joy of Sacks.

Counting Blessings

'Skip the meal more room for dessert!'

How to believe in yourself.