Festive Melody Seeker Prints

"You know Dasher and Dancer and Prancer and Vixon..."

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

"I prefer to talk to Mrs. Claus. She doesn't care if I'm naughty or nice."

Margarita

Fleas Navidad.

May your Christmas be full of harmony

You Will Have a Merry Christmas. . . Resistance is Futile.

A Creature WAS Stirring

The Porkypine Pals Christmas Adventure - Part Three

'You still owe me the pony from last year!'

'How do you think he stays so merry through the holidays?!'

Farmer Christmas.

Street Carolers

'Well, the magic of Christmas is officially over, unless it includes waking up to a septic tank backup.'

'Then it's approved. We move from the North Pole at once due to melting of the polar ice caps.'

'HO,HO,HO,WHY ARE YOU AFRAID OF SANTA CLAUS??!!'

The Last-Minute Halloween Costume Parade

"I'm more concerned about the two bowlfuls of jelly you apparently sit on the rest of the year."

Dog's Christmas list.

Snowman throws snowball at Santa.

'Christmas dinner's almost ready dear.'

"Edward, you are already more than Christmassy enough."

Santa Metal Claus

Hoo Hoo Hoo Merry Christmas!

"You believed you were above everyone else, and deserved to look down on others. This is a clear case of shelf-elf-filling prophecy."

"The piano's in tune, but the house is a little flat."

"...And don't forget to include the receipts!"

Counting Blessings

Full Serve/Elf Serve

"Christmas parties aren't nearly as much fun since we started teleworking. . ."

"The garbage cans were hung by the chimney with care..."

Santa reads book: The Joy of Sacks.

'That's about as Christmasy as we can get it.'

'Skip the meal more room for dessert!'