Festive Isolation Enthusiast Pillows

"I'm at the office party."

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

"We don't care about his nose. We won't let him play because he's not vaccinated and won't wear a mask!"

"To be honest, I don't mind the cold, and being an introvert, and slightly antisocial, I really treasure the quiet time when the others have flown south..."

Mrs Claus - North Pole Dancing.

"It's essential I go to work to avoid being with my family."

Yo ho ho!

Snowman

"Perhaps it wasn't so wise to bring Frosty along!"

A centipede's Christmas stockings

"As you can see, I've learned the alphabet."

"I've had. . . um. . . just a small sherry. . ."

Face Mask Romance

Santa uses his interviewing skills on his second job, too.

'Let's open presents Christmas Eve AND morning. That way Christmas lasts for TWO days.'

Ed is upset because he didn't get the promotion he had promised himself.

Merry Kissmas

'I agreed to guide you, My contract says nothing about pulling a sleigh,'

Elf of the Month

'I hate it when he's in one of his silly festive moods.'

'Am I on your good Facebook friend list, or on your bad Facebook friend list?'

"Pull over, Rudolph! We'll have to charge the electric sleigh again..."

"It's from the Hendersons. They want us to come over this weekend."

"I'm fine going all zoom."

Christmas Dwarves

After they became friends, Rudolph found out just what reindeer games the reindeer played.

'Fersteimer believes in strictly minding his own business.'

"There's only me, but if you can wait till Thursday week, there's a bloke in the mail truck!"

Balloon ski lift

December Fest

'This would be perfect for Charlene to give her husband...'

"I'm a little angel when I'm asleep. Does that count?"

Desert-Island Joke 2020: "Believe us, you're better off there."

Poinsettia