Festive Hide-and-seek Enthusiast Mugs

Hiding in a cupboard for a few hours helped Tom survive the festive season.

"I don't know why you always have to choose the same hide-and-go-seek hiding spot that I do, Tommy!"

"I prefer to talk to Mrs. Claus. She doesn't care if I'm naughty or nice."

A Creature WAS Stirring

'You still owe me the pony from last year!'

Santa uses his interviewing skills on his second job, too.

'Alright, just this once. One, two, three, four, five...'

'HO,HO,HO,WHY ARE YOU AFRAID OF SANTA CLAUS??!!'

"I'm more concerned about the two bowlfuls of jelly you apparently sit on the rest of the year."

'Christmas dinner's almost ready dear.'

"You believed you were above everyone else, and deserved to look down on others. This is a clear case of shelf-elf-filling prophecy."

"The garbage cans were hung by the chimney with care..."

'That's about as Christmasy as we can get it.'

"I only want one thing for Christmas. Straighten out Congress."

"...And don't forget to include the receipts!"

Santa reads book: The Joy of Sacks.

Zombie Christmas

"Christmas parties aren't nearly as much fun since we started teleworking. . ."

Night of the Living Reindeer

'Skip the meal more room for dessert!'

There's always one idiot at the staff Christmas party who goes too far. If you work for yourself, that would be you.

"During the off-season, I thought I'd moonlight as the easter bunny."

Shelf on an Elf

An Elf Pervert: 'Just put these on...see if they fit.'

An Ottawa Christmas

"Claus Trophobia"

'I'm sorry, I laughed when I saw you in spite of myself!'

About Santa 2017.

"I don't know who hid it there but that one's got your name all over it."

"98...99...100 - coming, ready or not!"

'I'm calling you a cab.'

Seemed like winter would never end.

When dogs do a Secret Santa.

"Hundreds of looted Christmas gifts. . . A missing reindeer. . . does that ring a bell, Mr. Rudolph?"

Santa bowling.