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"So it's a TV show, two words. . ."

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

Santa Claus's Mail

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

Need a Qualified Adult for Pooh Sticks

'My secret? Stay away from Halloween candy.'

Modern Day Kids Playing 'Telephone'

'Tom will coordinate our pre-holiday point-of-purchase displays and Mark will coordinate our post holiday point-of-return displays.'

North Pole twinned with Amazon

"At this rate I'll be delivering all gift certificates, gift cards and I.O.U.s!"

Gaah! You sank my longship!

Magazines layout Christmas issues months in advance so a woe of cartoonists is struggling to draw Christmas gags in the July heat.

Pinata good bags.

'It's the LAST time I volunteer to organise the staff Christmas meal, I've spent three days trying to find a 'traditional' lacto-vegan Christmas menu.'

Because of bad weather and lots of people moving slowly on the path, it took forever to get here! Everybody was picking up a pumpkin on Wednesday. There was a huge crowd and long lines at the pumpkin patch. My brother and I can't be seated together today. We'd argue and disagree about who should run the village council. After this huge meal nobody's gonna want to stick around and clean up this mess! If they're still having this celebration centuries from now, I'm sure they'll have worked i

'Yes, I think you better had ask Santa for it. Because there's no way I could afford to buy it.'

Who's the kid with the predator drone?

Thanksgiving: The holiday where aluminum foil is king!

"As your CPA, I would recommend you count the number of eggs before you hide them."

'Do you have a traditional Christmas dinner, but for a lacto-vegan fruitarian?'

'Unfortunately, I had a heart attack while playing charades.'

'Sure, I'll take a meeting - but only if you've been very, very good,'

Tombola Winner

Limbo Day at the Palace

'Hey Bob, this trampoline doesn't seem to work...'

"Perhaps we should have postponed our downsizing operation until after the Xmas party."

Beer Cannon

"Wow, the literary life is exhausting! Just when I finish 'What I Did On My Summer Vacation,' I need to begin my 'What I Want For Christmas' list!"

'Maybe you need to work on your poker face.'

'Ta Da! A brand new set of festive outdoor dinnerware for all my summer entertaining!!'

"Good Christmas?"

'What are you doing here? It's only November.'

Halloween next exit. . . Thanksgiving, 27 days. . . Christmas, 54 days.

Holiday Party: "This party's about to go up a notch."