"No more cross buns for you!"
Festive Foods Prints
Decorate with our festive foods prints, capturing the joy of holiday treats and culinary delights in charming, professionally illustrated artworks.
"It's time to celebrate the baby cheeses!
Christmas Cake
Panettone
"This is one time of year we count our blessings. . . and not our calories."
Night of the Latkes
Halloween may be a little different this year.
'All those vegetables Mom's been feeding me finally paid off. I'm a squash.'
'Thanksgiving's no holiday for turkeys or the women who cook them.'
Turkey Autopsy
Get your no-turkey recipes here! Eco club. Go veggie for T-day! No thanks! I like turkey, sausage, stuffing, creamed onions with bacon and mincemeat pie. I figured as much. How can you tell? Gut check. That's my gut reaction, too.
'But, Mom. Think of all the leftovers he can thankfully eliminate.'
"Anything but milk and cookies."
It's beginning to smell a lot like Christmas
"I don’t know, Margaret. She looks like the type who makes exotic stuffings."
'We can always cook it one half at a time.'
"When it comes to turkeys, Mom, you sure know your stuff-ing."
The great bit pie chart of holiday season dining.
Christmas Drinks 'n' Nibbles System
Twas the week before Christmas and all thru the house
'Bye dear! I'll have another nice reindeer steak ready for you when you get back.'
"Pepperoni pizza is my favorite! Ah, Billy, you little suck up!"
"Call me selfish if you want, but I have no issue with spoiling the farmer's Christmas lunch: I'm out of here..."
'One of my relatives is coming to Thanksgiving dinner...and one of yours.'
"Honey, I love celebrating Christmas! I love all the food, the sweets, the Christmas tree and the presents, but our bank account hates Christmas!"
"Our seasonal special is spiced pumpkin apple butternut squash ale. Would you like that in a frosted mug or over ice cream?"
Happy St Pancakes Day
"The holiday roast has yams, petters, carrots, pumpkin, parsnips, and tomato. What shall we call it?"
'That'll be all the mince pies and sherry!'
Hot food cafe open every day except Christmas Day.
With all that Christmas baking left, that's a bad thing...(egg prices soar).
"The spare sack? After a million warm beers and pieces of fruit cake...you'd have a spare sack too!"
'After a Gadzillon glasses of milk and cookies who wouldn't have an upset stomach?'
'I am the ghost of Christmas future...with fries!'
Turkey Autopsy
Festive Foods Prints Collection
Festive Foods Mugs
Explore more festive foods gifts on our mugs collection—perfect for morning coffee or holiday cheer in a cup.
Festive Foods Pillows
Add some seasonal flavor to their decor with our festive foods pillows—comfortable, charming, and full of holiday spirit.
Festive Foods T-Shirts
Check out our festive foods t-shirts for a fun way to wear your love of seasonal treats and holiday humor.