Festive Food Friend Prints

"May your year be pear-fect."

Night of the Latkes

Halloween may be a little different this year.

'All those vegetables Mom's been feeding me finally paid off. I'm a squash.'

Panettone

'But, Mom. Think of all the leftovers he can thankfully eliminate.'

'Thanksgiving's no holiday for turkeys or the women who cook them.'

Turkey Autopsy

It's beginning to smell a lot like Christmas

"Anything but milk and cookies."

Santa Dog

"I don’t know, Margaret. She looks like the type who makes exotic stuffings."

Hold those deer to you near to you this Christmas.

'Bye dear! I'll have another nice reindeer steak ready for you when you get back.'

"Call me selfish if you want, but I have no issue with spoiling the farmer's Christmas lunch: I'm out of here..."

Christmas Drinks 'n' Nibbles System

The great bit pie chart of holiday season dining.

"Pepperoni pizza is my favorite! Ah, Billy, you little suck up!"

'We can always cook it one half at a time.'

"When it comes to turkeys, Mom, you sure know your stuff-ing."

'One of my relatives is coming to Thanksgiving dinner...and one of yours.'

'After a Gadzillon glasses of milk and cookies who wouldn't have an upset stomach?'

"The spare sack? After a million warm beers and pieces of fruit cake...you'd have a spare sack too!"

"The holiday roast has yams, petters, carrots, pumpkin, parsnips, and tomato. What shall we call it?"

"Our seasonal special is spiced pumpkin apple butternut squash ale. Would you like that in a frosted mug or over ice cream?"

Happy St Pancakes Day

'That'll be all the mince pies and sherry!'

Brahms and Liszt at Christmas!

Hot food cafe open every day except Christmas Day.

'I am the ghost of Christmas future...with fries!'

"Honey, I love celebrating Christmas! I love all the food, the sweets, the Christmas tree and the presents, but our bank account hates Christmas!"

"Cut down on the Ho-Ho's."

Santa's doner kebab - Santa, one of the reindeer has gone missing.