Festive Cooking Prints

Christmas Pudding Girl.

Prosecco and Pudding

'Thanksgiving's no holiday for turkeys or the women who cook them.'

"Now, that's odd, I can see an oven..."

Halloween may be a little different this year.

Brussels Sprouts

"Eggnog?"

Night of the Latkes

Frozen Turkey: "I hate to bother you on a holiday but I'm freezing out here. Do you have a heated enclosed space I could rest inside for four to five hours?"

'All those vegetables Mom's been feeding me finally paid off. I'm a squash.'

Turkey Autopsy

Get your no-turkey recipes here! Eco club. Go veggie for T-day! No thanks! I like turkey, sausage, stuffing, creamed onions with bacon and mincemeat pie. I figured as much. How can you tell? Gut check. That's my gut reaction, too.

Panettone

'But, Mom. Think of all the leftovers he can thankfully eliminate.'

"Anything but milk and cookies."

It's beginning to smell a lot like Christmas

"I don’t know, Margaret. She looks like the type who makes exotic stuffings."

'I hope you all like stuffing.'

'Bye dear! I'll have another nice reindeer steak ready for you when you get back.'

"When it comes to turkeys, Mom, you sure know your stuff-ing."

The great bit pie chart of holiday season dining.

"Pepperoni pizza is my favorite! Ah, Billy, you little suck up!"

"Call me selfish if you want, but I have no issue with spoiling the farmer's Christmas lunch: I'm out of here..."

Christmas Drinks 'n' Nibbles System

Twas the week before Christmas and all thru the house

"I hear you helped make the stuffing. I like raisins."

'We can always cook it one half at a time.'

'One of my relatives is coming to Thanksgiving dinner...and one of yours.'

"The spare sack? After a million warm beers and pieces of fruit cake...you'd have a spare sack too!"

Hot food cafe open every day except Christmas Day.

'After a Gadzillon glasses of milk and cookies who wouldn't have an upset stomach?'

With all that Christmas baking left, that's a bad thing...(egg prices soar).

'That'll be all the mince pies and sherry!'

"Our seasonal special is spiced pumpkin apple butternut squash ale. Would you like that in a frosted mug or over ice cream?"

"Honey, I love celebrating Christmas! I love all the food, the sweets, the Christmas tree and the presents, but our bank account hates Christmas!"