Festive Firecracker Prints

Sparklers

That one has all the batteries!

Evil elves trying to take advantage of Christmas tree fairies.

"Send ME to bed early, will they?"

May your Christmas be full of harmony

Implement operation 'KILL ALL PLUMBERS'!

Santa Claus Poops on the Chimney of the world.

"Redcoat is down! Repeat, redcoat is down!"

"Really! A firecracker! Test his nerves! Where do you come up with these stupid ideas?"

"So yes, I bit him! How was I supposed to know it was Master wearing a red fat-suit and a fake white beard?"

Getting the Christmas Tree Home.

Santa-Can at the North Pole.

"He's upset I'm getting 36,000 points for speeding in one night."

'What do you expect? A red bulb burned out, and you're free till Christmas.'

Cat has unraveled Santa's suit

"The cookies are always stale."

Snowman carrot substitute.

'Since when does Shamrocks give you an itchy rash?'

"Come on guys, my jokes aren't that bad!"

'It looks like Reindeer!!'

'Doc I just don't believe in myself anymore.'

"Huge, big thank you, Santa, for recording the office holiday greeting."

"Don't you love the smell of burning leather boots this time of year?"

Be careful how you unwrap it I think it MIGHT be his stool sample!

During a respite in union negotiations, simmering tensions boil over as some disgruntled members of the toymakers elf union take matters in their own hands.

"Looks like we left out the wrong brownies."

'Still no Christmas card from the Pope? - We did send HIM once, didn't we?'

'They think I can walk on water.'

Snowball Fight With Santa

"I said I wanted a watch!"

Safety first - be aware of what is around you.

'No. 5, please step forward, open your coat, and say, 'ho, ho, ho.''

'According to the breathalyser, you're 50,000 glasses of sherry over the legal limit.'

"We're from Neighborhood Watch. We'd like to see some I.D."

'Regretfully your honour- I had too much to drink at our Christmas party and have forgotten my briefs.'