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"I'm out! I got a job at another Santa Claus company!"

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

Networking

Romance

"Sorry, website closed for lunch."

'She posted her first blog today.'

Cossack dancers

Determined not to make a fool of himself Mitch keeps practicing every dance move for the Annual Office Christmas Party!

May your Christmas be full of harmony

"Quick! The ideas are hatching!"

I wish you kids would get off your electronics and learn a practical skill. Work with your hands! What does he think we're doing?!! Tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap.

'Ok you two, where the hell is Dancer?!'

'Working on my computer save me loads of spare time. To do more stuff on my computer.'

The Problem with On-the-fly Christmas Caroling

"We'll see how it goes. It's Santa's first year with the genetically modified deer."

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No one knew it, but Gerald was about to execute what he called 'The Move.'"

"I'm right here. Focused!"

'Between the school assignments, sports classes, and dance lessons, I hardly have any time to spend with my dolls.'

Crop duster wanted.

"That explains all the cavities."

"He's got a great future behind him!"

'I need a text-mail interpreter.'

The power of the blog.

Safe Christmas.

'Computer editing software with an obnoxious ego.' 'Look, you really don't want to say that, do you?'

'It's always the same, isn't it, Dave?... Every time you spot a glitter ball!'

"Hang on. . . I think I've got an app for that."

Nice moves—is that an air piano or are you doing the E-Mail?"

"Now, last time, near the end of Ravel's 'Bolero,' I heard a scream."

'He's already surfing without nappies!'

Fuzz - there's a rumor about the band that we only play Metallica covers...

'Done! We're now on Santa's 'nice' list.'