Festive Dinner Hosts Mugs

"After our big family holiday dinners, we always have some leftovers."

Grace For Flies

"I know you didn't order the snails, sir. They're complimentary with the salad."

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

'Sorry sir, we've run out of parmesan cheese.'

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

#Thanksgiving #Nofilter

"I'm afraid the challah got a little burnt this week."

Frozen Turkey: "I hate to bother you on a holiday but I'm freezing out here. Do you have a heated enclosed space I could rest inside for four to five hours?"

'On the contrary... I'm too tough for the steak!'

"Rump roast?"

Hamish Harris. The boy bon vivant.

Party time.

"Again, are you sure I didn't mention about bringing your own 3-D glasses?"

'Thank you so much, but I just followed the directions in the cookbook.'

"Gesundheit!"

"Darling, wait until you taste the new year's menu I have ordered for us!"

'Would you like you steak WITH or WITHOUT a capella?'

Horn of Leftovers

"I don’t know, Margaret. She looks like the type who makes exotic stuffings."

'I'm thankful you didn't make turnips.'

"Oh, it's alright. You couldn't know that I'm honey-intolerant."

'Giles is a surgeon who likes to bring his work home with him.'

"Yes, he is a celebrity chef, but he doesn't have any opinions on Iraq."

A little sharpener before dinner, darling?

"When it comes to turkeys, Mom, you sure know your stuff-ing."

'I said, I don't know about you, but I'm a bit disappointed in the strolling musician.'

Peas on Earth.

"A little lamb please."

"This meal tastes just like dog crap!"

"Let that breathe a little. But not too much. My last bottle hyperventilated."

"Here's to a great post-meal nap."

'This soufle is hard.' - 'No it isn't, your teeth are soft.'

'I'm in the mood to cook!'

'This year, I thought I'd try a self-basting turkey!'