Festive Data Lover Pillows

'...So I figured with all of this free cooling why not install a data center?'

"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"

Fear/Knowledge

"We don't care about his nose. We won't let him play because he's not vaccinated and won't wear a mask!"

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

"If i were to kiss you then there is a 17% probability that we might get married and that has a 24% likelihood that we'd have children with a 34% change of divorce...I'm not sure I can risk it."

'Why can't you tell me you love me without all the charts and graphs?!'

'If I may say so, business is booming.'

Big Data Tonight

"Six out of ten statisticians prefer to be in the majority."

Snowman

The New Year's Dance

"Perhaps it wasn't so wise to bring Frosty along!"

"Then you just run a VLOOKUP against the Naughty column."

"Bob wait, let's do the survey first! Sir, on a scale of 1, poor, to 10, excellent, how would you rate our chase today?"

Father Christmas uses laptop on roof. Man says: 'I think someone is stealing our wi-fi.'

"Why does it always have to represent something?"

"We've stared at the election map for so long it's become a Magic Eye poster."

"Is this piece of artwork or a chart of current market trends?"

'Then it's approved. We move from the North Pole at once due to melting of the polar ice caps.'

"Markets reacted to the news by edging aside kind of awkwardly and then pretending to take a phone call."

'For my family, Christmas and New Year's Eve is the busiest time... my husband is a spirits dealer and my son is an emergency doctor!'

'I hate it when he's in one of his silly festive moods.'

Statistics department with 'You are here (sampling error +/- 4%)'.

"Here we see the size of your portion, choice of toppings and cost per slice. If we're in agreement, I'll place the order."

'Your very generous charitable contribution shows up as this very slight blip right here.'

I Heart Data

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After they became friends, Rudolph found out just what reindeer games the reindeer played.

"Just put one foot directly in front of the other, sir, and walk in as straight a line as possible."