Festive Cycler Pillows

Drunken cyclist

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

May your Christmas be full of harmony

"Whoa. There's a huge crack down here." "Tell me about it."

The Problem with On-the-fly Christmas Caroling

Violin family at Christmas

The New Year's Dance

Santa's Party Trick - mishap with decoration juggling.

'After talking to him. it's clear our only hope for a bonus this year is Santa Claus.'

'Do you suffer from Jet Lag the day after Christmas?'

'For my family, Christmas and New Year's Eve is the busiest time... my husband is a spirits dealer and my son is an emergency doctor!'

Santa Metal Claus

Turkey going away for Christmas.

"I don't know about you Mavis but I'm Mullered."

'No cuts in Medicare!'

Happy New Year

'Where were you on the night of October 31st?'

Santana Claus

Dogs play the double bass

"Dad, I'll assemble yours if you assemble mine."

'They can be a real menace at this time of year.'

Driving home for Christmas.

'I hate Christmas!'

"It's a list of tariffs to be paid"

"Bartender - givish me another shot."

"I work for Father Christmas's recycling plant."

"During the holidays, we like to refer to organ donation as 'regifting.'"

"Tell Santa that Rudolph's check engine light is on."

'What I like about Christmas is that wonderful feeling of freedom when it's all over.'

Christmas Fatigue.

New Year weather

Carols

'You guys like to get into the holiday spirits?'

"Wishing yuo a very merry Christmas and Propserous New Year."

"I'm flexible, I can travel any time up until the 24th December."