Festive Cycler Pillows

Drunken cyclist

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

May your Christmas be full of harmony

"Whoa. There's a huge crack down here." "Tell me about it."

The New Year's Dance

Violin family at Christmas

The Problem with On-the-fly Christmas Caroling

Santa's Party Trick - mishap with decoration juggling.

Santa Metal Claus

'Do you suffer from Jet Lag the day after Christmas?'

'After talking to him. it's clear our only hope for a bonus this year is Santa Claus.'

'For my family, Christmas and New Year's Eve is the busiest time... my husband is a spirits dealer and my son is an emergency doctor!'

"I don't know about you Mavis but I'm Mullered."

Turkey going away for Christmas.

'No cuts in Medicare!'

Happy New Year

Santana Claus

Dogs play the double bass

'Where were you on the night of October 31st?'

"Dad, I'll assemble yours if you assemble mine."

Driving home for Christmas.

'I hate Christmas!'

'They can be a real menace at this time of year.'

'You guys like to get into the holiday spirits?'

"I work for Father Christmas's recycling plant."

Carols

New Year weather

'What I like about Christmas is that wonderful feeling of freedom when it's all over.'

Christmas Fatigue.

"Bartender - givish me another shot."

"During the holidays, we like to refer to organ donation as 'regifting.'"

"It's a list of tariffs to be paid"

"Tell Santa that Rudolph's check engine light is on."

"Wishing yuo a very merry Christmas and Propserous New Year."

"I'm flexible, I can travel any time up until the 24th December."