Festive Baker Pillows

"It's beginning to feel a lot like Christmas..."

A heart shaped cake

Night of the Latkes

Frozen Turkey: "I hate to bother you on a holiday but I'm freezing out here. Do you have a heated enclosed space I could rest inside for four to five hours?"

"One year closer to college!"

'All those vegetables Mom's been feeding me finally paid off. I'm a squash.'

Panettone

'Thanksgiving's no holiday for turkeys or the women who cook them.'

Turkey Autopsy

'But, Mom. Think of all the leftovers he can thankfully eliminate.'

It's beginning to smell a lot like Christmas

"Anything but milk and cookies."

The Problem with On-the-fly Christmas Caroling

"Pepperoni pizza is my favorite! Ah, Billy, you little suck up!"

'Bye dear! I'll have another nice reindeer steak ready for you when you get back.'

'We can always cook it one half at a time.'

Christmas Drinks 'n' Nibbles System

I LOVE YOU IN ICING

The great bit pie chart of holiday season dining.

"Call me selfish if you want, but I have no issue with spoiling the farmer's Christmas lunch: I'm out of here..."

"When it comes to turkeys, Mom, you sure know your stuff-ing."

'One of my relatives is coming to Thanksgiving dinner...and one of yours.'

'After a Gadzillon glasses of milk and cookies who wouldn't have an upset stomach?'

"The spare sack? After a million warm beers and pieces of fruit cake...you'd have a spare sack too!"

Happy St Pancakes Day

"Our seasonal special is spiced pumpkin apple butternut squash ale. Would you like that in a frosted mug or over ice cream?"

"The holiday roast has yams, petters, carrots, pumpkin, parsnips, and tomato. What shall we call it?"

'That'll be all the mince pies and sherry!'

Hot food cafe open every day except Christmas Day.

"Honey, I love celebrating Christmas! I love all the food, the sweets, the Christmas tree and the presents, but our bank account hates Christmas!"

"Cut down on the Ho-Ho's."

Santa's doner kebab - Santa, one of the reindeer has gone missing.