Festival Admirer T-Shirts

Chanukah Genie

'It's good - but it's not digital quality.'

Face painting.

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

"Oh, we're not religious. We only go on the solstices and equinoxes."

Meet Me Outside St. Louis

'But they told me to take her down to theatre...'

I DATED A GUY FROM THE FAIR, BUT . . .

"...You talking to me? Well, I'm the only one here... You talking to me?!" "Narcissus De Niro"

Scarpia from Tosca

Theatre Crowd

You are my sunshine!

'This is the worst film noir I've ever seen.'

Pearly King and Queen

Cygnets from Swan Lake

Mark Knopfler.

May all your birthday wishes come true..

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'

Knickerless Cage.

"Oooh. . . I've got sand under my wrappings and it's so itchy. . !!"

The Running of the Brie

Why do you direct the school musical, Mr. K? It's a privilege

Music Hall Dancers

The Epsom Derby - Bookies

The dark side of Halloween.

Sir Conrad Murgatroyd

Earth Mother

I came, I saw, I partied!

"It makes you look old."

Just fifty miles north of Easter Island...

Bette Midler

'What d'you mean, I never take you anywhere-who took you to the Festival of Britain?'

Mexican Serenade.

Pamplona Station

Clara had come a long waw from those readings at the public library.