Ferret Owner Pillows

No-Nonsense House Pets

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

"Think of it as twenty one in human years. I'll take a bourbon and toilet water."

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

"Pick me!"

'Sparky, fetch me an impudent little chardonnay.'

'I know you're really proud, dear. But, don't you think people might think you're bragging?'

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

"We can see through the troposphere, stratosphere, mesosphere and into all those distant stars up there in outer space... truly remarkable, huh, girl?"

"Foster failure"

'I wonder if they have any water filters?'

'When he's happy he can cool the entire downstairs.'

"But everyone is befuddled by math."

"When is my next parole hearing?"

Dog looks perplexed as man has his head out the window taking in the beer smells.

Dog Hunting Trophies.

"It get it – you're hungry."

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

Thanks to her cat-cam, Cheryl was able to keep her furniture from being shredded while she was at work.

"Bad dog! I've told you to always proofread."

"Why, you little Shih Tzu."

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

"Lemme know when you’re ready to howl at it."

"Hold my calls, Kimberly. I'm with a ball of string."

"Oh no, after you. I insist!"

"Barking sometimes helps me relax. But then it drives the neighbors crazy."

"And where have you previously moused?"

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

Dog Nightmares

'Table scraps, doggie-bag goodies, dropped hot dogs, the cat's dish of food and your master's slippers.'

I'm at the shrub with the empty bag of pretzels we sniffed last week. Where are you?

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