Fenway Frank Fanatic Pillows

Yankee Stadium.

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

Face painting.

Bowled over again!

Alternative fielding positions

Funnel of Love

Currently Boston

'For heaven's sake, Lois, when are you going to give up this mad dieting of yours?' (woman falls through drain).

'I think he's doing ok, the coach says he has the attention span of a goldfish.'

"You have issues? Be more specific, what issues?"

Test your patience, back in one hour.

"Getting the ball in the hole on the first swing is good isn't it?"

'...Please stop the...'

Maps to the homes of guys with friends who know some of the limo drivers of the personal trainers of the stars.

'I hope it;s an express.'

'No,silly-I asked for a sand WEDGE!'

25¢ Ride the Pony

'Yes, Mr. Osborne, this is an intervention. Your family had no other choice. Golf is an illness...'

"On the weekend I finally beat the club pro...so I don't need you anymore!"

World of Cow.

Frankenfish

Club House. An eighty dollar green fee! -- I haven't even teed-off yet and I'm already in the hole!

Tortured Plank

Street painter puts real face on man with happy face.

Tee for Two!

Bumper Limos

"Extremely Minature Golf." They're playing golf down there today. A chlorophyll molecule is collecting green fees and some H2O molecules are a water hazard. The adrenaline group seems to have gotten a burst of energy -- They're playing through the slower groups in front of them. I see the electron is good, always a negative score. And the nucleus is a solid player, every shot is hit right down the center. But nobody can match the DNA's consistency --- He's able to perfectly replicate his s

Fun at the Fair.

"Sorry Kid?"

'You had a 9 on one, a 7 on two, a 10 on three, a 23 on four...that hurt...'

'This has to be the longest course I've ever played!' (Sign with Gas/Food/Lodging Next Tee)

Man Diverts the Hunt...and hides the fox!

'I don't know what these things are, but Master spends a lot of time away from the house with them...'

"I think I see your problem...You're standing too close to the ball"

'Whenever Ralph finds a golf ball he puts it in the basement.'