Fencing Flirt Pillows

'I'm not sure about all the rules, but when you fence with girls you're allowed to try to poke them in the boobs.'

"Talk nerdy to me."

"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"

Romance

"When you say that love is in the air, you're referring to the smells from the food trucks, right?"

Why we need poetry. . .

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

'The heart and eyes feel nothing, but the stomach and ears are completely infatuated.'

"Call me?"

An historic event in Candyland: When M met M

I only have eyes for you

'I met my wife in unfortunate circumstances. I was single.'

"Wow, I just love the way you waddle!"

You are my sunshine!

The Popularity of Pickleball Inspires a New Wave of Hybrid Sports.

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

"I don't understand it! My nerd detector's going crazy!"

I really think I can handle this date on my own. Lemme ask you something. Would you trust me alone with a ybot 340? An Xbox 360? They changed the name? Okay. But you cannot hit on my date. I'm only here to help.

'Your place or mine?'

'Did you just hear that? We are now and endangered species and mating is now our top priority!'

'I'm moving up to be Chairperson-of-the-board. One of you will be President.' (Men have fencing swords).

'I wouldn't kick her out of bed.'

Pretty girls listen patiently. They know you'll soon get tongue-tied and won't be able to talk anymore.

"I wanna be your lapdog."

'Tomorrow we'll look back on this as a night to remember.'

"No, you dismantle your nuclear arsenal first."

"Well, what are you doing after the millennium?"

'Let's go to your place. I cook, I clean and then we can have a meaningful shag.'

'This must be heaven, because you sure look like an angel....'

Barman In Love.

'I think I've scored.'

En garde!

'They're not beer stains. This is actually a 'Rorschach test' patterned shirt.'

Zorro as a child.