Fencing Flirt Mugs

'I'm not sure about all the rules, but when you fence with girls you're allowed to try to poke them in the boobs.'

"Talk nerdy to me."

"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"

Romance

"When you say that love is in the air, you're referring to the smells from the food trucks, right?"

Why we need poetry. . .

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

'The heart and eyes feel nothing, but the stomach and ears are completely infatuated.'

I only have eyes for you

"Call me?"

An historic event in Candyland: When M met M

You are my sunshine!

'I met my wife in unfortunate circumstances. I was single.'

"I don't understand it! My nerd detector's going crazy!"

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

The Popularity of Pickleball Inspires a New Wave of Hybrid Sports.

"Wow, I just love the way you waddle!"

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

'Did you just hear that? We are now and endangered species and mating is now our top priority!'

'I'm moving up to be Chairperson-of-the-board. One of you will be President.' (Men have fencing swords).

'Tomorrow we'll look back on this as a night to remember.'

Pretty girls listen patiently. They know you'll soon get tongue-tied and won't be able to talk anymore.

'I wouldn't kick her out of bed.'

"I wanna be your lapdog."

"No, you dismantle your nuclear arsenal first."

En garde!

Barman In Love.

'I think I've scored.'

"Well, what are you doing after the millennium?"

'This must be heaven, because you sure look like an angel....'

'Let's go to your place. I cook, I clean and then we can have a meaningful shag.'

'They're not beer stains. This is actually a 'Rorschach test' patterned shirt.'

"Eres la chica mas linda del mundo."