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"Sometimes I just don't know where I end and the invisible fence begins."

Chase me, chase me cows.

"He's no hat and all corgis."

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

The Popularity of Pickleball Inspires a New Wave of Hybrid Sports.

'I'm moving up to be Chairperson-of-the-board. One of you will be President.' (Men have fencing swords).

"Beware of Don"

En garde!

Zorro as a child.

THe UDDER Side

"If we're musketeers, why can't we just shoot people? with muskets?"

'Two men having a sword fight with large pen and pencil.'

"I thought you were out front telling the fence company how to do their job."

Triumphant mouse posing like Perseus holding aloft Medusa's head.

Tortured Plank

"I bit someone once, but It was just to establish credibility."

"Don't worry, Jules. It'll come up on your side of the house in just 12 hours."

"Well, I thought I'd give fencing a try, but I sucked at it."

Man in office fencing with pieces of paper flying about

'Maybe I should use the nine iron.'

Swords for Making America Great Again

En-guard dog.

Rancher builds fence around angry bull.

"Whoa. Jeff. You snagged your sweater."

One of the lesser known joys of being a fencing instructor.

Fencing Lessons

'...My tree! - No my tree!!'

Businessman fences with three others.

"My tusk broke, so I had it mounted on a sword hilt to defend myself..."

Acupuncture.

Fun at the Office: Touché Break.

"Am I rusting? I think one of my sections is sinking. Oh, no! I thought I heard the gate squeak."

"While registering online, little Ahab had confused fencing and flensing,"

'I'm moving up to be Chairperson-of-the-Board. One of you will be President.'

Pizza Fencing