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"Whoa. Jeff. You snagged your sweater."

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

The Popularity of Pickleball Inspires a New Wave of Hybrid Sports.

'I'm moving up to be Chairperson-of-the-board. One of you will be President.' (Men have fencing swords).

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

"I take it the toilet is fixed?"

En garde!

"Are you sure there wasn't a floor model?"

'The upside is that if the water gets high enough all your termites might drown.'

'Are you sure you brought the right flat pack?'

"If we're musketeers, why can't we just shoot people? with muskets?"

George was a bit intimidated by his IKEA self-assembly wardrobe.

'Two men having a sword fight with large pen and pencil.'

Triumphant mouse posing like Perseus holding aloft Medusa's head.

"I thought you were out front telling the fence company how to do their job."

"She does this when she's tired."

"I told you we needed deeper foundations!"

Chair - Ready for Self Assembly.

'Yes, you were abandoned. But then I adopted you. Why are you still taking it out on my couch?'

DIY.

Philip Nye – cycle chiropractor

"Well, I thought I'd give fencing a try, but I sucked at it."

'Dad, perhaps the fan should suck instead of blow?'

Super glue . . .

"I bit someone once, but It was just to establish credibility."

Man in office fencing with pieces of paper flying about

Irritable dowel syndrome

Jude completely misunderstands his doctor's request for a stool sample.

En-guard dog.

Swords for Making America Great Again

'Maybe I should use the nine iron.'