Fence Building T-Shirts

"If only Donald Trump knew of your wall-building skills!"

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

"Young Frankenstein"

"The way he stacks those blocks, I see repression, some hostility, and a lot of dissatisfaction with his place in society."

'Couldn't you just bring a bucket and spade like other children?'

"Yes, I know they fit, it's just not what I pictured for a three car garage!"

"As I understand it, after this scaffolding comes down the city will be done."

'How many studio apartment construction projects did you say you'd worked on before?'

"Measure twice, cut once...and curse three times!"

Another All Steel Home Built By Wit Construction.

The Popularity of Pickleball Inspires a New Wave of Hybrid Sports.

'The housing market may be flat, but pillow-fort construction is blooming!'

"Steady. This is going to be so sweet."

Building Sandcastles.

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

"Remember now, anything is DIY-abe if you just do it yourself."

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

Do it yourself books.

Lego Haircut

"I hoped you'd change your hobby when you became a father"

'I like it but frankly, I had something more substantial in mind.'

"You can build it with me, but you can't wreck it with me."

"Apparently, when the tide came in, a lot of castles went bust."

"First snowman?"

'I don't like the sound of the engine.'

'I'm moving up to be Chairperson-of-the-board. One of you will be President.' (Men have fencing swords).

"He says he wants to see the actual brick he donated."

'Mum! Come and see the coffee-table I've made with my new tool-set!'

Child makes a toy and frightens himself.

Baby being fed using a lego construction.

High speed cinder block

"Hey, I just consider myself very fortunate to be getting paid for something I'd be doing anyway."

Stonehenge Sandcastle

En garde!

'Masonry robot, what are you doing?'