Fence Fixer Pillows

"I bit someone once, but It was just to establish credibility."

The first sign of cowboy trouble.

"That's not the real me."

'My neighbor hates to fix fence...'

"I thought you were out front telling the fence company how to do their job."

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

The Popularity of Pickleball Inspires a New Wave of Hybrid Sports.

'I'm moving up to be Chairperson-of-the-board. One of you will be President.' (Men have fencing swords).

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

"Are you sure there wasn't a floor model?"

En garde!

'The upside is that if the water gets high enough all your termites might drown.'

'Are you sure you brought the right flat pack?'

"If we're musketeers, why can't we just shoot people? with muskets?"

George was a bit intimidated by his IKEA self-assembly wardrobe.

'Two men having a sword fight with large pen and pencil.'

Triumphant mouse posing like Perseus holding aloft Medusa's head.

"She does this when she's tired."

"I told you we needed deeper foundations!"

Chair - Ready for Self Assembly.

Philip Nye – cycle chiropractor

'Yes, you were abandoned. But then I adopted you. Why are you still taking it out on my couch?'

DIY.

Super glue . . .

"Well, I thought I'd give fencing a try, but I sucked at it."

Irritable dowel syndrome

Man in office fencing with pieces of paper flying about

'Bob will be with you in a moment. He's cleaning the filter to the wine-aroma-judging-device attached to his face.'

Jude completely misunderstands his doctor's request for a stool sample.

"Whoa. Jeff. You snagged your sweater."

En-guard dog.

'Maybe I should use the nine iron.'

Swords for Making America Great Again

One of the lesser known joys of being a fencing instructor.

'Are you ready for me to read the instructions yet?'