Feminist Writers Gifts

Excellent academic and personal qualifications...but I'm afraid your womb lets you down!

Gender Equality

"We've made great progress!"

"Helen brings home our second, third and fourth incomes."

International Women's Day.

Looks like another day in which. . . I have to run the world, the country, the business and the household!!!

"Women Supporting Women!"

"Tonight! Author book signing." "Develop your inner raging bitch."

"I've just never worked anyplace where the 'alpha male' was a woman."

The Three Wise Queens

'I work two jobs and have three kids. At the end of the day I am exhausted. Do you have anything that is not sexy and just smells good.'

She was warned. Nethertheless she persisted.

"Once upon a time, there was a princess who wasn't about to take anyone's sh*t."

'Today's sermon is on Eve and Adam....'

Ladies of the Creation! - No. VIII - Mary protecting the weaker sex

“They tease us for going together, but little do they know this is where we gather to plan the dismantling of the patriarchy.”

Doris K. Elston: Brain Surgeon, Professional Model, Artist, Lawyer....Plus Mother of Four.

'Congratulations on breaking through the glass ceiling of the company downstairs. However, I will be sending you a repair bill.'

Blue Stockings - Female poet who has not sold any of her books

"My salary app pings when another new male exec at my level is making more than 77% of what I make."

"If I 'HAD IT ALL' it would it be enough?"

Woman's Support Group: No Bra, No Griddle, No Service.

Ruth Bader Ginsburg - Forever Supreme

'Same here, we have a female C.E.O., too.'

Glass Ceiling

Roe v. Wade

Women in bed with her husband reads a book titled 'Sex Stinks'.

"Like that?"

Somewhere in America... the day after "The Mary Tyler Moore Show" came to an end.

"One day, I'll be the first woman!"

Ms. Rusmore

'Let's go to your place. I cook, I clean and then we can have a meaningful shag.'

"We have been elected to the UN Commission on Women's Rights!"