Female Friendships Gifts

"He's interesting. But he's not Brazilian-bikini-wax interesting."

Wildlife

"We have three house blends: 'One More Chance', 'Forget About It' or 'I'll See You In Fun Court'."

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

"She's done it! The formula for work-life balance!"

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

'William, I've decided to go back to work so I can get a little rest during the day.'

"Don't worry, they normally look like little humans during the early scans."

"I invited a few friends over who think you should see a psychiatrist."

Take seat. Nothing makes me happier than keeping people warm and cooking s'mores for them. Friendly fire.

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

"Any idea how long your family might be visiting?"

'This might be the common ground we've been looking for.'

'T.M.I.F.'

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

The Henderson's move to a vertical city took some getting used to.

"Once upon a time, there was a princess who wasn't about to take anyone's sh*t."

"First I drink, then I barbecue — that's my secret."

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

Gifts for a cloned baby!

5pm Happy Hour. 6pm discussion: what is true happiness?

"That's it lads, 364 days annual leave...what would we have done without our union!"

Bad hair day!

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

'Only the years when the market was Bullish...'

Mrs. Claus has a ladies night out.

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

Timmy had one heck of a security blanket.

"Today we'll be performing some much needed maintenance on Miss Trimbles weak pelvic floor."

"I just realized you're my entire entourage."

SALE

"We thought we would come somewhere remote to self-isolate."

"Dear Wendy, please excuse the tardiness of my response to your recent tweet from Hoboken."

'Are we nearly there yet?'