Female Friends Mugs

"Can you make wishes on fake eyelashes?"

"Happy birthday and cheers to you for turning older than me."

'Really, you've put on two kilos? Well, it doesn't show...'

Hen Party

Wildlife

"We have three house blends: 'One More Chance', 'Forget About It' or 'I'll See You In Fun Court'."

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

"She's done it! The formula for work-life balance!"

'William, I've decided to go back to work so I can get a little rest during the day.'

"Don't worry, they normally look like little humans during the early scans."

'It's rather unorthodox, but it appears the deposit refund on the empties will cover your first interest payment.'

"I invited a few friends over who think you should see a psychiatrist."

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

"Any idea how long your family might be visiting?"

'T.M.I.F.'

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

Bad hair day!

'Only the years when the market was Bullish...'

"That's it lads, 364 days annual leave...what would we have done without our union!"

The Henderson's move to a vertical city took some getting used to.

"Once upon a time, there was a princess who wasn't about to take anyone's sh*t."

Gifts for a cloned baby!

"First I drink, then I barbecue — that's my secret."

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

"We thought we would come somewhere remote to self-isolate."

'Due to the poor response to the roof repair fund we cannot afford to lift the rafters when rejoicing in song.'

"Dear Wendy, please excuse the tardiness of my response to your recent tweet from Hoboken."

"Today we'll be performing some much needed maintenance on Miss Trimbles weak pelvic floor."

SALE

'Are we nearly there yet?'

Fish hunting for men.

'I'd explain how the TV, VCR, DVD, surround sound home entertainment system works...but I don't know.'

'Oh no, it's the Burkes! You stall them here while I go fix my hair and don't let them roam around. Remember, once you have cockroaches in your kitchen, you'll never get rid of them.'