Feminist Friend Mugs

Tradition v. Reality: 'My client agrees to 'love', but needs clarification on 'honor', and 'obey' is a deal-breaker...'

"Mary Jo is a dyed-in-the-wool feminist. Me, too, of course."

The Everlane Curse

'Look lady. I've been burning my brazier for years.'

"Let's go to the womens' protest march to pick up some hot chicks!"

Roe v. Wade

"I just don't understand why we don't have more girlies at the top."

"She's done it! The formula for work-life balance!"

International Women's Day.

'William, I've decided to go back to work so I can get a little rest during the day.'

"Women Supporting Women!"

Woman carries the world.

Bad hair day!

"Once upon a time, there was a princess who wasn't about to take anyone's sh*t."

"Can you make wishes on fake eyelashes?"

The Ascent of Woman

"Today we'll be performing some much needed maintenance on Miss Trimbles weak pelvic floor."

Rap music

Ruth Bader Ginsburg - Forever Supreme

"We must rise up and claim our rightful place at the table of society! We must never rest until we are given the respect and dignity we deserve! Chica power!"

Pony express. Pony express yourself. Pony express yourself so much he left.

'Wrinkles can't breathe in mud.'

'I ask her to make up her mind. So she powders her forehead.'

"I don't like your application."

"Good news! She's asking for her Banana Republic and Williams-Sonoma catalogues."

'I know I complimented you on that outfit last time you wore it, but that was in 1980.'

"All those years of diversity training, seminars and research papers to shred the idea of male superiority....When all we really needed...was for them to train like the Lionesses for 20 minutes."

'This facial cream is called 'High Definition'...it brings out beauty in sharp, wonderful detail.'

Aim for the Stars, Settle for an Asteroid

'I realize it's not on the menu but I'm on a diet and I'd like an air fern salad.'

Loofah Lady

'Let's go to your place. I cook, I clean and then we can have a meaningful shag.'

'Seesh...I'm really tired of how men are always depicted as clueless dolts!!...I didn't say it's inaccurate, just that I'm tired of seeing it...'

'I don't get it, Victoria. . . why are men in control of everything?'

Womens' bras come in football cup sizes.