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"Can you make wishes on fake eyelashes?"

"Happy birthday and cheers to you for turning older than me."

'Really, you've put on two kilos? Well, it doesn't show...'

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"We have three house blends: 'One More Chance', 'Forget About It' or 'I'll See You In Fun Court'."

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

"She's done it! The formula for work-life balance!"

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

'William, I've decided to go back to work so I can get a little rest during the day.'

"Don't worry, they normally look like little humans during the early scans."

'It's rather unorthodox, but it appears the deposit refund on the empties will cover your first interest payment.'

"I invited a few friends over who think you should see a psychiatrist."

"Any idea how long your family might be visiting?"

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

Gifts for a cloned baby!

"That's it lads, 364 days annual leave...what would we have done without our union!"

"Once upon a time, there was a princess who wasn't about to take anyone's sh*t."

The Henderson's move to a vertical city took some getting used to.

"First I drink, then I barbecue — that's my secret."

'Only the years when the market was Bullish...'

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

Bad hair day!

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

"Dear Wendy, please excuse the tardiness of my response to your recent tweet from Hoboken."

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'Are we nearly there yet?'

"Today we'll be performing some much needed maintenance on Miss Trimbles weak pelvic floor."

"We thought we would come somewhere remote to self-isolate."

'Due to the poor response to the roof repair fund we cannot afford to lift the rafters when rejoicing in song.'

Fish hunting for men.

'I'd explain how the TV, VCR, DVD, surround sound home entertainment system works...but I don't know.'

'Change is inevitable, espeically when you have a newborn in diapers."

Barbecued dessert, anyone? The coals are PERFECT now!