Feline Superstar Gifts

"My first video flopped. Okay. Bad script. But then I did a walk-on for Disney and wound up with a three-video streaming deal."

'The cats love getting some fresh air, and it's the warmed coat I've ever had.'

"Foster failure"

Cat woman shopping for cats.

"It get it – you're hungry."

Nothing beats the love of a good cat.

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

Growl - Hiss Conflict Resolution Meeting

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

Cat Towels

"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."

Tell me again how aloof and independent cats are.

Man, my cat sneaks into the weirdest spots.

'I know you're worried about Tibby, Mrs. Lutz, but we simply don't allow people to stay overnight with their pets.'

A Vase has fallen on a cat's head. Are mice to blame?

Cat in a flap

The only time cats are known to laugh.

"Cat World Domination Day June 24th"

Cat Reunion

Woman escapes with cats.

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

'Nothing impacts my lifestyle choices more than a veterinarian with a scale.'

'HA Ha! One good idea doesn't make a genius!'

"This never happened."

Cat chases mouse across a Zeppelin.

"Is that true, Charles? You leave your crap all over the house?"

"Damn! - I slept right through my afternoon nap today. . ."

"Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."

"I'm not napping yet, but I am getting ready to with a pre-nap warm up."

"I'd go with you, but I'm a non-sporting breed."

"That's where we differ. You'd eat cat food, but I wouldn't touch dog food."

Noreldo, The Mental Marvel, Reads The Mind Of His Cat, Ned:

'Remember me?'

'Technically, I was making fun of your writing ability.'