Feline Photog Gifts

'Quick! Take a picture!'

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

"Actually, make that a double cream."

"It get it – you're hungry."

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

"Why don't you come get me? Oh that's right, you aren't allowed on the couch!"

"Hon, come quick! Mr. Puff has lowered his impenetrable wall of feline indifference, and it probably won't last long!"

'Bloody favouritism I call it.'

Litter Tray Training

'Wow...Your work is amazing!'

Endangered Species: Belgian Ostrich.

"I'm still looking for the lap of luxury."

He acts all cool and feral until the can of food comes out. Jingle jingle jingle.

Pets.

Cats holding letters up that spell out 'Hang in there'.

"I have a Bachelor's degree from Columbia, an MBA from Stanford, six years experience, and I'm a hell of a mouser."

Cat Hecklers

You're arrogant, aloof and spoiled...but I mean that in the nicest way.

"I’ve seen better metaphors in my litter box."

"Now this I get."

Cat Panels. Cats soak up sun on rooftop like solar panels.

Diving Cat.

'What's that humming sound?'

"It makes me want to pee."

"Defense budget... Do you have any idea how much catnip $700 billion would buy?"

Excuse me.. Are you Dog Friendly?

She left lots of photos out so the cat wouldn't miss her while she was away...

Cat holds sign which says - Will purr for food.

"How about a little more muse and a little less 'meow,' huh?"

Funky Facts: Cats

"...and yet it doesn't quite capture his thoughtful, contemplative side."

Pet Cemetery.

'I know I'm not a kitten, I know I'm sorta fat, But if you will adopt me, I'll be your lovin' cat.' Caption:Shelter Cat Blues