Feline Nostalgia Fans Pillows

"When I was your age, I had to trudge 20 feet through thick shag carpet to a scratching post!"

"Hon, come quick! Mr. Puff has lowered his impenetrable wall of feline indifference, and it probably won't last long!"

"Cat World Domination Day June 24th"

"This never happened."

'HA Ha! One good idea doesn't make a genius!'

"Consider yourself lucky that you only got a little shaken up in that dryer--socks get lost in that thing and aren't ever seen again.'

"Oh, wow! Is that stunning or what?" "Mid-century classic. Should be in a museum. Let's pee on it." "Totally."

'Wow...Your work is amazing!'

Cats holding letters up that spell out 'Hang in there'.

"I have a Bachelor's degree from Columbia, an MBA from Stanford, six years experience, and I'm a hell of a mouser."

Cat Panels. Cats soak up sun on rooftop like solar panels.

Diving Cat.

"I now what you've come to expect from me is physical comedy, but tonight I thought we'd try something a little different."

"What we're looking for is someone who think outside the box?"

"Defense budget... Do you have any idea how much catnip $700 billion would buy?"

"I have spirit, yes I do. I have spirit, how 'bout you?"

"How about a little more muse and a little less 'meow,' huh?"

"She's all over YouTube."

"I didn't really start applying myself seriously until around the eighth life."

"So who is this First pet?"

"What's most exciting about NFTs is the opportunity for dynamic new content."

Portrait of a Lady

The Cat's Alarm Clock

'Like you, I don't know why they feed us every day, but as long as they do it, I'll stay...'

"Only one of my lives was a bowl of cherries."

'All dogs have 4 legs. Tabby has 4 legs. But I'm just a kid, so I don't have to think logically.'

"Mouse? No. They contain cheese and I'm lactose intolerant."

'Let's get a kitty.'

'You see, I didn't lie, the Internet is full of puppy and kitten videos: We could make a fortune!'

"Glendora Hagan got in another load of cats, Elinor honey. Can you take a couple?"

"Wait, Carl, come back, this one is definitely about you."

"Do you think he's in a coma?"

"Not while they're making artisanal bread."