Feline Globe-trotters Gifts

"I try to drink a lot of water, stay up and get right on L.A. time, and never eat the airline food."

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

Leaning Tower -After a bottle, Jean noticed the tower stopped leaning.

Airlines

World Tour.

Child protects planet with umbrella.

'Buying the inflight entertainment system was a great idea of yours, Dear...'

Snowmen Around The World...

Travelling

Man Dreaming Of Australia.

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

"How do you say ‘Where is the bathroom’ in Sanskrit?"

How come rich kids do so well on SAT tests? Their parents give them books, fancy trips, lessons and

Airport. Luggage. Baggage. Traveling used to be much less complicated.

Leaning Wine Bottle of Pisa

'We'd just like to get away from all leading economic indicators for a while.'

Introducing Piza Island.

Off to see the world

'After researching our dream vacation online with reviews, commentaries, we cams and pictures, we felt we'd been there and didn't need the trip!'

Airport

Technique #54 airlines are adopting for handling excessive carry on luggage.

Excess Baggage: Airlines are constantly working on new seating configurations.

'If God had meant us to fly, he'd give us more leg room.'

Travelogue

"Now boarding group 50 and up."

Technological Dependence.

Greek A-Z Map,

'He's been back packing around India and doesn't he want everyone to know it.'

"It says here that in your last job you did a lot of traveling."

"Whats so unusual about two birds heading south for the winter?"

Excess Baggage: Airline CEO's should be forced to work at the check-in counter explaining those hated add-on fees to passengers.

'You wiseaces who said, this factory would move to China are wrong! It's moving to India!'

"I think I found a location for our vacation."

"I normally scream and cry on car rides, but I'm saving it all up for when we get on our flight"

"My husband's the academic. I just like to travel. I'm more of a pandemic."