Feline Globe-trotters Pillows

"I try to drink a lot of water, stay up and get right on L.A. time, and never eat the airline food."

Leaning Tower -After a bottle, Jean noticed the tower stopped leaning.

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

Airlines

World Tour.

'Buying the inflight entertainment system was a great idea of yours, Dear...'

Child protects planet with umbrella.

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

"How do you say ‘Where is the bathroom’ in Sanskrit?"

Travelling

Man Dreaming Of Australia.

Leaning Wine Bottle of Pisa

'We'd just like to get away from all leading economic indicators for a while.'

Introducing Piza Island.

Off to see the world

'After researching our dream vacation online with reviews, commentaries, we cams and pictures, we felt we'd been there and didn't need the trip!'

Greek A-Z Map,

"Now boarding group 50 and up."

Excess Baggage: Airlines are constantly working on new seating configurations.

'If God had meant us to fly, he'd give us more leg room.'

Airport

Technological Dependence.

Travelogue

Technique #54 airlines are adopting for handling excessive carry on luggage.

"It says here that in your last job you did a lot of traveling."

Excess Baggage: Airline CEO's should be forced to work at the check-in counter explaining those hated add-on fees to passengers.

"Whats so unusual about two birds heading south for the winter?"

"I think I found a location for our vacation."

'You wiseaces who said, this factory would move to China are wrong! It's moving to India!'

"I normally scream and cry on car rides, but I'm saving it all up for when we get on our flight"

'And, at those prices, we have two wheel well seats available.'

"My husband's the academic. I just like to travel. I'm more of a pandemic."