Feline Food Connoisseur Prints

"Liverwurst?! Okay, let's try it again, speaking slowly this time. 'Fois. . . gras'."

Cat croissant, cat baguette, cat muffin, cat turnover

Cats want answer to the big questions in life.

'Who had the ocean whitefish and tua paté?'

'Oh come on! I can't be that bad!'

"And for dessert, I'd like the mice pudding."

"Is that all they taught him at obedience school? How to use a can opener?"

"Alright, alright! I'll stop buying the cheap stuff, OK?"

"Here comes the quote unquote dog whisperer."

"MOUSE FLAVORED CAT FOOD"

'Uh-oh, Ben's making his move on Goldie's food again.'

'I've got it written down...'

"It's only the wind."

'I want a big breakfast.. there are a lot of contended female cats in the neighborhood this morning.'

"I tried dog food once. It tasted like chicken."

"Excuse me, but I'm the only one who opens cans around here!"

"What the?! Have you read about the Schrodinger's cat paradox? That's really twisted dude!"

Stand-up comedy while you're away at work. 'What's the deal with fetching? ...And they expect you to run and go get it, so why did they throw it in the first place?' 'Ha! Ha! It's funny because it's true!'

'We'd like something new and improved for dinner.'

"When dad cooks dinner, it's hard to tell if he's opening cans for us or the cat."

'May I have two containers - fish for my cat, meat for the dog...vegetables divided as follows, one-fourth for the cat, three-fourths for the dog, but no carrots for the cat - kitty doesn't like carrots...'

Free range cat food - mice running around the store.

"The wings help. Now pick up the bowl and I'll chase it around the room a bit."

'Freshly ground catnip on your salad?'

'Hmmm, the 27th you say... Yes, I'm away that day, so I guess it's OK for you to play...'

'That's not exactly what I had in mind.'

"... and just a pinch of catnip for Oscar."

"It's the first edition of 'How dogs know what their owners are bringing home for dinner'."

'Couldn't you, and your ... your naked fur go sit somewhere else?'

101 uses of a dead cat: lectern

"Whoa! Just decaf today. I only had 15 hours of sleep yesterday."

"Look, I’m sorry - it’s not Asian fusion night!"

"The Mind Of Whiskers."

No, I can get slow, sick and weak at home

Pavlov's Dog. Pavlov's Cat.