Feline Foodies Prints

Bad review

'Decisions, decisions ... '

"Everything on the menu is locally sourced."

Cat croissant, cat baguette, cat muffin, cat turnover

Cats want answer to the big questions in life.

"Oh, wow! Is that stunning or what?" "Mid-century classic. Should be in a museum. Let's pee on it." "Totally."

"Consider yourself lucky that you only got a little shaken up in that dryer--socks get lost in that thing and aren't ever seen again.'

'Who had the ocean whitefish and tua paté?'

"I have spirit, yes I do. I have spirit, how 'bout you?"

'Oh come on! I can't be that bad!'

"And for dessert, I'd like the mice pudding."

"So who is this First pet?"

"Only one of my lives was a bowl of cherries."

"MOUSE FLAVORED CAT FOOD"

'I've got it written down...'

"Excuse me, but I'm the only one who opens cans around here!"

'I want a big breakfast.. there are a lot of contended female cats in the neighborhood this morning.'

"I tried dog food once. It tasted like chicken."

'May I have two containers - fish for my cat, meat for the dog...vegetables divided as follows, one-fourth for the cat, three-fourths for the dog, but no carrots for the cat - kitty doesn't like carrots...'

'We'd like something new and improved for dinner.'

"When dad cooks dinner, it's hard to tell if he's opening cans for us or the cat."

'Freshly ground catnip on your salad?'

Ginger was born to dance.

'I know it's your bed, but she's our guest. Sorry, sweetie, but you're going to have to sleep on the couch.'

The Cat that Ate the Canary, 3 a.m.

'This is it, I've just heard them: They're selling the flat and are buying a house with a garden!'

"Whoa! Just decaf today. I only had 15 hours of sleep yesterday."

"I can see it going even a little more feline."

"... and just a pinch of catnip for Oscar."

'Well, it's very hard for me not to be catty.'

Diary Of A Cat: Slept. Ate some food. Yum.

Cat looking up fish recipes.

"Who are these people, and what are they doing in my home?"

"Who's going to tell them they didn't invent catnip."

Sorry Dear, until they put mice into tins you'll have to make do with chicken.