Feline Facilitators Pillows

'Your anger towards us can't be healthy, so we hope this intervention helps.'

Cat in a tank...

'Man it's a tough crowd tonight!'

Litter Box Logistics Ltd.

"Alright, alright! I'll stop buying the cheap stuff, OK?"

"Is listening to her talk about her feelings worth a tiny can of tuna?"

After bring your cat to work day, I ended up with 5 extra cats.

"Frankly, I think it's time we take a long hard look at cat futures."

So doctor, what you're saying is that all the time I thought she was a crazy cat lady, it was me who had mental health issues...

Wildcat Strike.

"I want you to be open and honest and to not leave any hair on the couch."

"I'll take this Feng Shui for Cats. And spare me the eye-rolls, please."

'If you didn't have so many toys, maybe the cats wouldn't be so interested.'

Cat Up Tree - "He refuses to come down unless you agree to all his demands."

"Give me a minute—I'm working on my core."

"Stay sharp, wait for my signal and do not, no matter how tempting, pet that cat on the stomach!"

Puss in Bootcamp

Lady sees 'Stop' sign above cat at shelter, thinks, 'Well ... I did ask for a sign.'

So your idea is that we reorientate our global production to place more emphasis on small chewy things that taste of meat...EVERYBODY'S opinion is of value( even if some may be of more use than others)

Walkaholics Anonymous

"It's no bed of mice and string for me either."

"Let's just hope the cat doesn't have anymore kittens."

'Do you have any more photos of your mom? I'm training the cat not to scratch the furniture.'

Cat: If life knocks you down, take a nap

"Oh no, the dead mouse on the threshold is not an offering! It's retaliation for my dinner being served late the night before..."

'This saves me from having to be in analysis.'

'Now listen: Based on the position of the kennel and the length of the leash, only the shaded part of the garden is dangerous...'

"Favorable meow"

"Who gets Meals on Wheels?"

"Wow! With this new device, now I can finally hear what you're thinking!"

"He binge watches TED talks about getting the upper hand with cats."

"That should keep him off our backs for a while."

"When throwing up a hairball, placement is very important."

Why cats will never rule the world: 'First, we'll assume high level government positions! Then we'll enforce harsh taxing measures! ...But first let's take a nap...sun spot feels...so good.'

"I hate this new litter box. It doesn't come with Wi-Fi or a phone charger. This used to be a productive place for me."