Feline Facilitators Pillows

'Your anger towards us can't be healthy, so we hope this intervention helps.'

Cat in a tank...

Litter Box Logistics Ltd.

'Man it's a tough crowd tonight!'

"Alright, alright! I'll stop buying the cheap stuff, OK?"

"Is listening to her talk about her feelings worth a tiny can of tuna?"

After bring your cat to work day, I ended up with 5 extra cats.

"Frankly, I think it's time we take a long hard look at cat futures."

So doctor, what you're saying is that all the time I thought she was a crazy cat lady, it was me who had mental health issues...

Wildcat Strike.

"I want you to be open and honest and to not leave any hair on the couch."

"I'll take this Feng Shui for Cats. And spare me the eye-rolls, please."

'If you didn't have so many toys, maybe the cats wouldn't be so interested.'

Cat Up Tree - "He refuses to come down unless you agree to all his demands."

"Give me a minute—I'm working on my core."

"Stay sharp, wait for my signal and do not, no matter how tempting, pet that cat on the stomach!"

Puss in Bootcamp

Lady sees 'Stop' sign above cat at shelter, thinks, 'Well ... I did ask for a sign.'

"Oh no, the dead mouse on the threshold is not an offering! It's retaliation for my dinner being served late the night before..."

Walkaholics Anonymous

So your idea is that we reorientate our global production to place more emphasis on small chewy things that taste of meat...EVERYBODY'S opinion is of value( even if some may be of more use than others)

"Let's just hope the cat doesn't have anymore kittens."

Cat: If life knocks you down, take a nap

'This saves me from having to be in analysis.'

"It's no bed of mice and string for me either."

'Now listen: Based on the position of the kennel and the length of the leash, only the shaded part of the garden is dangerous...'

"That should keep him off our backs for a while."

"He binge watches TED talks about getting the upper hand with cats."

"Wow! With this new device, now I can finally hear what you're thinking!"

"When throwing up a hairball, placement is very important."

"Favorable meow"

Why cats will never rule the world: 'First, we'll assume high level government positions! Then we'll enforce harsh taxing measures! ...But first let's take a nap...sun spot feels...so good.'

"Who gets Meals on Wheels?"

"I hate this new litter box. It doesn't come with Wi-Fi or a phone charger. This used to be a productive place for me."

Cat thrusts note through mousehole that reads 'Can't we talk about this?'