Feline Admiral Gifts

"Okay, we get it. You're descended from wolves."

"The painting and pillows were his idea. The scratches were mine."

"Yep. Looks like we have ringworm."

"I have a couple of other projects I'm excited about."

'I'm not taking that money to buy drugs. I'm taking it to pay bribes if I'm caught with my drugs.'

"There HAS to be a giant ball at the end of all this string."

Cat Zoom Meeting

'Please forgive me for anything I've said or left unsaid.'

Flowers? My girl prefers a dead mouse!

"GPS? In case we get lost? Why would we need that? We're microchipped."

The Upholstery Consultant

The universe that has me at the center of it is my kind of universe!

Cat on a psychiatrist's couch: 'Truth is, I'm not really a cat person.'

"It's such a pleasure to meet you - you look even sleepier in person than you do on YouTube."

Two cats on vacation

Great mouser!

'Trust me, if you get them as kittens, you learn to love them...'

Cat strenuously denies hat poo under the bed is anything to do with him...

"And how long have you had this superiority complex?"

Cat eyes up cocktail olive.

"Holy smokes, he's undefeatable!"

'Telling him he was going to be declawed was a bad idea. He decided to go out with a bang.'

Reigning cats and dogs.

'I think I'll give her that enigmatic look that convinces her I have some higher mysterious power.'

'I should tell you that I lied when I said sense of humour was what I look for most in a man.'

"Like heck I'm doing downward dog."

Kitty Litter

"Does the fool not realise who I am...?? I am GORDO - Destroyer of Worlds and I shall rip his soul apart...Hmmm...actually, that ball of wool looks like it needs punishing..."

'What are you trying to say, Alan?'

When the cats realized that Hubert had permanently taken over their favourite couch, they took action.

"Hello, Kitty!"

Cat Dreams

"I post one thing about how de-clawing isn't that bad, and now the whole world hates me."