Feline Admiral Gifts

"Okay, we get it. You're descended from wolves."

"Yep. Looks like we have ringworm."

"The painting and pillows were his idea. The scratches were mine."

"I have a couple of other projects I'm excited about."

"There HAS to be a giant ball at the end of all this string."

'I'm not taking that money to buy drugs. I'm taking it to pay bribes if I'm caught with my drugs.'

Cat Zoom Meeting

'Please forgive me for anything I've said or left unsaid.'

Flowers? My girl prefers a dead mouse!

"GPS? In case we get lost? Why would we need that? We're microchipped."

The universe that has me at the center of it is my kind of universe!

The Upholstery Consultant

Cat on a psychiatrist's couch: 'Truth is, I'm not really a cat person.'

'Trust me, if you get them as kittens, you learn to love them...'

Great mouser!

"It's such a pleasure to meet you - you look even sleepier in person than you do on YouTube."

Two cats on vacation

"And how long have you had this superiority complex?"

Cat strenuously denies hat poo under the bed is anything to do with him...

Cat eyes up cocktail olive.

"Shake hands, Mitten! Rexy here does it! Come on! So can you!"

"Holy smokes, he's undefeatable!"

Pandora's cat.

'Telling him he was going to be declawed was a bad idea. He decided to go out with a bang.'

"Does the fool not realise who I am...?? I am GORDO - Destroyer of Worlds and I shall rip his soul apart...Hmmm...actually, that ball of wool looks like it needs punishing..."

"Hey! What's all this white stuff? Let's try the front door."

'I think I'll give her that enigmatic look that convinces her I have some higher mysterious power.'

"Like heck I'm doing downward dog."

Kitty Litter

'I should tell you that I lied when I said sense of humour was what I look for most in a man.'

Reigning cats and dogs.

'What are you trying to say, Alan?'

When the cats realized that Hubert had permanently taken over their favourite couch, they took action.

"Hello, Kitty!"

Cat Dreams