Feeling Lonely Pillows

'Poor fellow. One really is the loneliest number.'

Cellphone Islands

'Oh, I'm not a guru -- I'm just big on personal space.'

Sculptor making a statue to hug.

'Openly sobbing, or non-openly sobbing?'

'Maybe we should talk to him more, Malcolm.'

You Know You're Old When...

"All of my friends are imaginary."

'I'm worried about myself, Doc...I'm not spending much time with other cats.'

Desert Planet

'Ain't no lonelier life than being a free-range chicken boy.'

"Do you think solitude drives you insane?"

Man looking at a vending machine with a hand sticking out of it and a sign that reads "Put'er there buddy".

"Your contact tracing revealed that you have no life."

"This next one's for anyone feeling a little lonely right now, namely, me."

The Side Effect of Self-Awareness

"Plenty of fish"

"I'm not afraid of being alone. I just need someone around to discover my corpse because I can't afford a housekeeper."

'I told you that nobody would show up.'

"sometimes it gets lonely being self employed and working alone."

Day 14 of self-isolation and the cat still hadn't responded to any attempts at conversation.

Man watches 'It's a Wonderful Life,' alone.

"Ok, I've made it. Now I need love."

I'm looking to settle down with a nice light bulb, should I try the internet.

Dave never figured out whether he was the world's only living brick, or if everyone else was just facing the other way."

The Loneliest Job in the World

"How was your lonely little dinner, sir?"

'Showing up early just makes matters worse. Now I feel more alone than ever.'

"Unfortunately all his friends were just on Facebook."

'Typical!'

'Why are the others always in the majority?'

'Over five thousand friends, and not one remembered my birthday.'

"I said, 'You're starting to get on my nerves'!"

An old man in an hourglass filled with hearts

Lonely Tree