Feeling Lonely Pillows

'Poor fellow. One really is the loneliest number.'

Cellphone Islands

'Oh, I'm not a guru -- I'm just big on personal space.'

Sculptor making a statue to hug.

'Openly sobbing, or non-openly sobbing?'

'Maybe we should talk to him more, Malcolm.'

"All of my friends are imaginary."

'I'm worried about myself, Doc...I'm not spending much time with other cats.'

You Know You're Old When...

Desert Planet

'Ain't no lonelier life than being a free-range chicken boy.'

"Do you think solitude drives you insane?"

Man looking at a vending machine with a hand sticking out of it and a sign that reads "Put'er there buddy".

"Your contact tracing revealed that you have no life."

The Side Effect of Self-Awareness

"Plenty of fish"

'I told you that nobody would show up.'

"I'm not afraid of being alone. I just need someone around to discover my corpse because I can't afford a housekeeper."

"sometimes it gets lonely being self employed and working alone."

Day 14 of self-isolation and the cat still hadn't responded to any attempts at conversation.

Dave never figured out whether he was the world's only living brick, or if everyone else was just facing the other way."

I'm looking to settle down with a nice light bulb, should I try the internet.

"Ok, I've made it. Now I need love."

"How was your lonely little dinner, sir?"

'Why are the others always in the majority?'

Lonely Tree

'Typical!'

An old man in an hourglass filled with hearts

"I said, 'You're starting to get on my nerves'!"

'Over five thousand friends, and not one remembered my birthday.'

"Unfortunately all his friends were just on Facebook."

'Showing up early just makes matters worse. Now I feel more alone than ever.'