Feel-good Strategist T-Shirts

'So maybe it is feel-good legislation- What's wrong with feeling good?'

'I've tried all night without potting a ball.' - 'Try taking away the wooden frame.'

"Haven't you wondered why I live about 50 years longer thank you?"

Sad boss: "This one pretty much sums it up."

Personal Relationship Counsellor

'For P.R. purposes, let's use the phrase, 'uncanny luck' rather than 'dumb luck'.'

"Now at this point reality intruded."

"Your blood pressure is too high. Take two of these."

"Enough already! You’re depressing me!"

"We're making progress."

Workaholics anonymous open all day every day.

"Am I worried about going belly-up? Well, I can't get my fingers uncrossed and I sleep face down."

'It's not a 20 year low! We've been in business only 19 years.'

The night before the big meeting Frank receives a visit from the PowerPoint Fairy

"I'm incredibly happy - must be the medication speaking."

'People aren't happy enough...I want a 15% increase in happiness by the 1st of the month or heads will roll!'

'Whoever said 'taking part is better than winning' was certainly a loser...'

Gracie's Halloween Candy Exchange.

Goldie playing chess. Check.

"Peters, make a joyful noise."

'He's just come back from a 'stress management' course.'

The team leader conserved energy at odd moments.

"My goodness, your back is really knotted up this morning, isn't it?"

"Now, now, let's try using our NPR voice."

"Ken does know that isn't real money, right?"

Think: Everyone's out to get me.

Office talk: 'I deal with stress management the easy way, I let management get stressed while I take it easy!'

'No kidding? You're the bluebird of mutually assured destruction deterrants?'

'Thanks for the coaching, the tears did the trick: My parents bought me a mobile phone!'

Dealing with Change.

'How many are just staying together for the kids? OK, that's good, very good.'

Psychologist has a happy mask on.

Don't sweat the small stuff

"Do you ever get that 'Monday morning' feeling?"