Feel-good Strategist Pillows

'So maybe it is feel-good legislation- What's wrong with feeling good?'

'I've tried all night without potting a ball.' - 'Try taking away the wooden frame.'

"Haven't you wondered why I live about 50 years longer thank you?"

Sad boss: "This one pretty much sums it up."

Personal Relationship Counsellor

'For P.R. purposes, let's use the phrase, 'uncanny luck' rather than 'dumb luck'.'

"Now at this point reality intruded."

"Your blood pressure is too high. Take two of these."

"Enough already! You’re depressing me!"

Workaholics anonymous open all day every day.

"We're making progress."

'It's not a 20 year low! We've been in business only 19 years.'

"Am I worried about going belly-up? Well, I can't get my fingers uncrossed and I sleep face down."

The night before the big meeting Frank receives a visit from the PowerPoint Fairy

'People aren't happy enough...I want a 15% increase in happiness by the 1st of the month or heads will roll!'

"I'm incredibly happy - must be the medication speaking."

The Death Star gets a marketing makeover.

'Whoever said 'taking part is better than winning' was certainly a loser...'

Gracie's Halloween Candy Exchange.

"Peters, make a joyful noise."

Goldie playing chess. Check.

"My goodness, your back is really knotted up this morning, isn't it?"

'He's just come back from a 'stress management' course.'

The team leader conserved energy at odd moments.

"Now, now, let's try using our NPR voice."

"Ken does know that isn't real money, right?"

Think: Everyone's out to get me.

'No kidding? You're the bluebird of mutually assured destruction deterrants?'

Office talk: 'I deal with stress management the easy way, I let management get stressed while I take it easy!'

How to Feign Affection To Get Your Way.

Psychologist has a happy mask on.

Dealing with Change.

'Thanks for the coaching, the tears did the trick: My parents bought me a mobile phone!'

'How many are just staying together for the kids? OK, that's good, very good.'

Don't sweat the small stuff