Feel-good Film Lover Gifts

"Just our luck. We finally see the 'feel good' movie of the year and it's December."

Screenwriters pitch movie to studio boss: 'It's a reinterpretation of Bicycle Thieves, that classic of Italian neo-realism. We're calling it, Dude, Where's My Chopper?'

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

'I couldn't do my term paper because they've never made a movie about Rutherford B. Hayes.'

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

"Housekeeping?!"

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"

"Gone with the wind with cats" "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn." "Me neither, who cares—let's take a nap."

'This is the worst film noir I've ever seen.'

'...And now, the film most criticized for eroding traditional family values, the nominees are...'

This is the new Director's Cut version of Hansel and Gretel...with additional scenes and three alternative endings!!!

Kirsten Johnson

'Oh, nothing, just babysitting the Lord of the Rings.'

"Why don't you just go and see this summer's feel-good movie?"

Harriet Walter

'Personally, I love your script, but Rex is pretty certain he smells a bomb!'

"I'd leave Redford for George Clooney in a hartbeat."

"How come there's no feel-good performance art?"

Reluctantly, Indiana Jones reaches for the true cup of Christ.

'Hollywood expressed an interest in doing a movie on Iraq, with Anthony Hopkins as Saddam.'

Ennio Morricone

"I'm just gonna reach in my back pocket real slow-like and turn off my ringer."

You are very important to me!

Sitting in the dark and not talking for two hours - the cinema was one of their favourite dates yet.

Interesting encounters in history.

Djargo.

An early turning-point in old Hollywood...

Shirley MacLaine caricature

"Start talking."