Feedback Detective Pillows

Suggestion Box/Fingerprint Kit

'It's only a hunch, but I think everybody bought everything they needed, last time.'

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

Santa sits in front of computers with naughty data and nice data screens.

"I need a deeper access to his brain. Only google has the records."

'What we've got here is a failure to communicate.'

"I'm curious about your dependent children, Scamp, Flop, and Spunky."

"Always remember, sweetheart, that when the service is free, YOU'RE the product!"

'I think the new V. P. of Global Development is here.'

"Peterson proposes we move out of the mountains."

"Does anyone know anything about spyware?"

Computer Expert

"As you can see, sales have been a little erratic lately..."

Where was I?

"Has the Wi-Fi seemed slow to you lately?"

"Don’t you eyeball me, Ed! That’s right, look down at the table. Only technicians who remember to back up the data can look at me! And if you start to cry I will fire you!"

Terry had a computer bug.

Charities should investigate whether published reports are 'Misleadingly Positive'.

Lies/Damned Lies/Social Media

"Tech-support has confirmed it. Screaming and hitting the computer won't solve the problem. You'll have to try something else."

"Mrs. Berg calls my book report a finely crafted debut and she looks forward to my next effort."

"Here...let me call an expert...someone who knows about these things."

Suggestions box in a toilet.

"Well the good news is that we did save a little money by not investing in cyber crime protection...."

Should not have put that suggestion in the suggestion box.'

'Hey, what happened to my cookies?'

'Mark my word, Walters, this is no ordinary virus.'

'The question is - to what level of data do we wish to stoop.'

'Um, can I get a FOURTH opinion?'

"Looks like Brandon got caught with his hand in the password jar."

"Careful! He knows computers."

"There's a lot of uncertainty out there these days. Or not. Who knows?"