Federalism Pillows

Government Power Struggle

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"You're fired."

City Zoo: Day Care

"Tell me about this fear of couches."

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

Project Length As Measured In Dog Years

Skipping Horse

'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

"My dad says we eat honey 'cause it has lots of vitamin Bee."

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

'So far, I've taught him to fetch.'

"Frankly, now that he's an obnoxious teenager, I find it more and more difficult to muster the urge to protect him..."

A crowd of happy pet owners.

"Think of it as twenty one in human years. I'll take a bourbon and toilet water."

"I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal."

"Actually, make that a double cream."

'Hmph. College kids.'

"This is a great spot to practice mighty roars son..."

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

The experienced backpacker.

'With 73 dog obedience books read between us, I think we must consider defeat.'

'Do you think we can cuddle?'

"Why do they do that?"

Life is for the birds.

'Ahhh...'

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

Seagiraffes

Cat woman shopping for cats.

'Of course I'll still love you when you're old and skinny!'

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

"Cat box"