Federal Officer Pillows

Will explain the Fed's next move - $25.

'Then - badabing! - it hit me: IRS National HQ - the Feds are never going to find us!'

'I'm sorry, but only FBI agents may order Jelly Supremes...'

"Nation-building never works."

"You're fired."

The Anti-Agent

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

"1984 by George Orwell. Project 2025. Presidential transition project."

"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."

"HR-bill 9495. Cutting down non-profits."

They're Not Just That Into It

Mario Draghi

"We seem to be spending more on defence than on things to defend"

Pretty Flowers

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

A Q&A with President Obama over jobs

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

"You may have been the victim of a mis-sold PFI contract."

'You realize, we can't use the 'benign neglect' method for everything.'

You Are Here - Uncle Sam's Exit Strategy

"National security adviser"

'You think I'm crazy; I think you're crazy...finally some common ground!'

"Excellent, excellent. A fine blend of truths, half-truths, and blatant falsehoods."

"And now, Marla and Dave will text their own vows."

"What was I thinking?!"

"The president demands that staff take responsibility for failures, and the multi-trillion deficit is down to YOU!"

Political convention

'Let's just wait here until the federal stimulus returns.'

Washington D.C., Acronym Capital of the World

The Circular Logic of Fascism

CIA report

"Basically, your new job here at the Treasury Department implementing the bailout is simple, Grayson, just grab and armful of money and run..."

Fiscal cliff - US dollar falling over the edge.

"Will you listen to the same three anecdotes until one of you dies?"

"... And to our friends in the Liberal Democratic party I award thirty pieces of silver."