Federal Examiner Pillows

Withdrawals, Deposits, Federal Examiners.

'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'

'You'll like this, gang ? it's an 'eyes-only' list of 'shady-but-tolerated' loopholes allowed by the Securities and Exchange Commission.'

Is this your idea of a joke, Findlay...?

'I'm sure that the autopsy will confirm it was a suicide.'

Turkey Autopsy

"I suspect your headaches may be the result of you being exposed to someone with an undiagnosed case of cabin fever."

Lion Tamers School - Lion licking his lips examiner marking a fail

'Thank you for not guessing.'

Lady Justice wears a blindfold, but listens through headphones to a tape recorder on one of her scales.

'Gastroenterology...do I know that?'

"According to stomach content analysis he'll be dead in half an hour."

Examiners.

"Office of quality assurance"

'I see a beautiful young woman. You're naked, she's leaning over you. Oh, wait. She's performing your autopsy! '

Turkey Autopsy

"I see you naked. A beautiful young woman is leaning over you... Oh, hang on. She's performing your autopsy."

'The autopsy revealed he was indeed a yellow-bellied, lily-livered varmint!'

'He's a real stickler for punctuality. He got really annoyed when I was late for an appointment, next week.'

"Another clear case of COVID19."

"I pride myself on being able to walk that fine line between misdemeanor and felony."

"Curiosity."

"Here's my wallet, my phone, the key to the safe and an application form for your so-called 'mind control device.'"

"Smart Arse"

Lambs to the Slaughter

Patent Office: ". . . It's a phoneless cord."

Man tapping a tuning fork on another man's knee

Barrister asking a witness to produce burnt papers

"Bob, you've been warned before. You can't come to prayer just to gather gossip material."

"Some people say you can't put a price on a wife's twenty-seven years of loyalty and devotion. They're wrong."

'Quit if you want, Bowman, but the intellectual property stays here.'

Cause of death: Just one of those things.

'I knew it! Important Exclusion 347, 'Plummeting Pachyderms'. . .'

'We can't determine if you're telling the truth, but you should have a doctor check your pressure.'

Playing doctor: 'This time I get to play the HMO bureaucrat who decides if you live or die.'